Corny pickup lines
On speed dial you are my number 1.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.
What do you and weather have in common? You’re both hot.
You must be a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall.
Is your name Mickey? Because you so fine.
Sorry I am bad at pickup limes.
Let’s put the third X in Dos Equis.
You’re like a piñata. I’d definitely hit it.
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox.
We’d make beautiful babies.
There are millions of fish in the sea, but you my dear are a mermaid.
If looks could kill, you’d be on the FBI’s most wanted list.
I gave up hotties for lent. Thank god eater is here.
I’m good at algebra. I can replace your x and you wouldn’t need to figure out y.
What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon.
I’m quite fawned of my deer.
Millions of years ago you were supposed to evolve into a land creature.. Despite your flaws I still love you.
You know soccer players can go for 90 minutes and known 11 different positions.