Best pick up lines ever
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Good thing I have my library card, ‘cuz I’m checking you out.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You must be square root of two, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.
Boy: is your name Google? Girl: no!!… Why? Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for 🙂
I think Pythagorean Theorem won’t work on you. You’re so dam acute.
You’re hotter than a Bunsen Burner set to full power.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Hey girl, if love were candy corn, then I’d have a bag and a half when I’m around you.