Bad Pick Up Lines That Work Every Time

Bad pick up line

I wanna take you home and feed you my mama’s lasagna.

You sure are pretty from certain angles.

You dance sexy ­­­­ — like a stripper.

I am ready to be a man… your man.

You are a delicate flower waiting to bloom.

You ever wanna do it someday, you let me know.

You make the cut.

You make my heart skip a frame.

Are you Natasha, my contact?

Have we met before? Didn’t we start a family together?

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I hate short love affairs. I have all weekend.

I wonder what our children will look like.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I’m going to car to make out. Would you like to join me?

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I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.

I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

So, I finally found you…the girl of my dreams!