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Bad pick up lines for guys

Hullo! So, what’s up? What’s going on in life?

Hi! I saw you at the Book club yesterday. I too am its member.

Heard about an interesting movie they are showing at the nearest theater. By the way, what kind of movies do you enjoy watching?

You are an English Literature student! Hmmm…I have read Shakespeare a lot.

I want to ask you out. Interested?

I was wondering if it would be feasible for you to go out with me tonight.

Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

Hey lady, I go down every night.

What say, go in the backyard and wake the neighbors?

Hey girl, now just stand there for a minute while I think of something clever to say.

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So you’re saying there’s a chance.

I’m like a one sided balance sheet.

You’re in luck, I’m single.

You need a consultation with doctor love.

My name in Justin. Justincredible.

I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.

I would kill or die to make love to you.

Hi! Can I buy you a car?

Look at the tag in her shirt and say: “I want to see if you were really made in heaven.”

I’m a hurdle, do you want to jump me?