Really bad pick up lines
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?
Are you a cat because you’re purrrfect
Are you Abe Lincoln because you’re causing an uprising down south
Are you a shin because I’d bang you on my coffee table.
I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I must be lost; I thought paradise was further south.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.
I’m a Yankee. Figured that I’d confess that one right up front.
Hey sexy, what you reading?
Wow, sista, you are gorgeous, sophisticated and exquisite. You don’t have a boyfriend, do you?
Hi, my name is Jake, how do you like me so far?
Hey, let’s go out make some babies.