Bad Pick Up Lines That Work Every Time

Really bad pick up lines

Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.

Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?

Are you a cat because you’re purrrfect

Are you Abe Lincoln because you’re causing an uprising down south

Are you a shin because I’d bang you on my coffee table.

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?

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Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

I must be lost; I thought paradise was further south.

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

I’m a Yankee. Figured that I’d confess that one right up front.

Hey sexy, what you reading?

Wow, sista, you are gorgeous, sophisticated and exquisite. You don’t have a boyfriend, do you?

Hi, my name is Jake, how do you like me so far?

Hey, let’s go out make some babies.