Bad Pick Up Lines That Work Every Time

Bad pickup lines

You’re daddy must be an archer cause he sure shot a bulls eye.

Hello, are you taking any application for a boy friend?

You have the best birthing hips I’ve ever seen.

If you can’t find your friends, you can come home with me.

Why is a pretty thing like you sitting all by herself?

Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

More dirty pickup lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Where do you hide your wings?

What are you doing tonight beside me?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

That outfit is horrible take it off right now.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.