Bad Pick Up Lines That Work Every Time

bad pick up lines

Bad pick up lines may seem bad but they are not bad. You can use any of these bad pick up lines on your potential mate they are cute and romantic. Generally Pick up lines are a tricky business and they need to be carefully dealt. It is not easy to approach a women/man and converse with her/him, you need to relax take a deep breath, leave of nervousness there it self then begin the talk. Our main aim is to help people to smooth the path in getting a girl/guy. These bad pick up lines will help you in that.

Bad pick up lines

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If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light years away.

When I saw you from across web cam, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor… so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hi, I would like to write a love poem about you. Tell me more about yourself so I can have some material for my poem.

Nature has given women so much power that the law cannot afford to give her more.

I’d love to ask you for a date, but there are laws about taking minors out after dark.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me.

If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live your cheek, and die at your lips.

Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.

More cheesy pickup lines

Excuse me did you just feel my ass? [No] Why not?

You look like a big glass of water and I am thirsty!

I would go to the end of the world for you, yes, but would you stay there?

Hey, you were great on Bay, watch last night!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making other women look really bad.

You’re the only action I want.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains, I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

How about you be my ocean and I’ll be your beach, and you can wave at me all day?

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say, “I love you” with my last breath!

Smile if you want to sleep with me.